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Friday, May 06, 2005

a close encounter with our horosCope.

Hi all,

the things i'm 'bout to blog now , it happened some one month ago , in my RED FERRARI and my little black kinetic.I don't believe seriously in "HOROSCOPES" ,or in malayalam we say "varaphalam",but i do had one strange co-incidence with one published in a 'pynkily magazine'-'kerala koumudY'-subscribed by one of my friend's mother.One day during combine study,we had a look at this strange horoscope...........& we were surprised..well read on..

I 've a red maruti 800 , bought in JAN 5 2005 ,pretty good one ,my friends use to call it 'my red ferrarY'!!!sometimes i use to take it to my college,and sometimes i use to take it beYond the 100s.......going in a maruti in 101 kph is pretty hard to digest,na???,but of the 22 kms to my college 10 km is HIGHWAY, NH-47!!,and its pretty well maintained bY the L&T group,so its easy to pick speed in the highway.Upto now,there've'n't been any accident cases reported , but mY friends fear!-the 2 wheel cups in the rear are alreadY gone...but the car is handling well..,like the MICHEAL & FERRARY of last year!!!!!ok,lets get to the matter. i had had some close encounters and escapes in the highwaYs and other cross roads , in 'very trip ,i'll have some incidentz to remember ,and mY closest incident..too vYtilla bypass..the highway,clear road..i'd been there to drop my friends vivekanand & wasim .Clear road,i took it to the 100s and in 1 second ,i spots the danger.One toYota corolla taking the 'U' turn,man he's mad,he saw me coming at such speeds,and he's turning it too slowly,i thought something @#@#@#.....vivek gripping too hard with the plastic panel,wasim , joffin ,'verY one screaming the same thing "ENTAMMMO..."....i hit mY breaks hard,hard that it won't go anYmore down,and using hand brakes at such speeds in a maruti 's strictlY dangerous so i didn't trigerred mY hand brakes,a nice decision.I couldn't change the lane coz it was taking the 'u' turn ,we're Closing...........closing.........closing........closing.......closing...closin....OOPS its just near,and in 'bout 1 second we're goin to hit the rear,maYbe the rear spoiler....but in 'bout 3000's of a second ,less the time we take to blink our eye, the corolla completes its 'U' turn and we pass bY by 'bout 10 cms!!!!!unbelievaBle,maYbe the corolla driver didn't noticed us coming at high stakes,but it was close,waY too close.....the next second we pass bY,mY palms were sweating heavilY,taking deep deep sighs....'verY one was silent,looking forward,happY to see the roads and cars pass bY,happY that they're ALIVE!!!!!! the same daY i had some other encounters also,but not as close as this.

ok,its 'one' of mY 'manY' escapes with mY 1000kms old red ferrarY!i ain't gonna tell u all,coz ,it'll take one full week blogs!ok,thats the case with mY ferrarY,now its time for kinEtic zx,mY rocket scooter,i don't know whY its so good when it comes to accelaration and damn bad when it comes to deccelaration!!!ok,lets move to 'one' of mY kinetic incidents,happened just one month aGo!

it was joffin's sister's marraige-fiXing daY,and majoritY of the hostelites were here,including the violinist-vivek,the daY is special becoz,its the same daY india defeated pakistan in the one day cup at cochin!2 days, we're gonna've the internals,but like anY day its just an another internal!vivek has promised me to come to mY home,so,after the function,in the afternoon,me-vivek and arun,3 in a kinetic decided to return home,mY plan was to drop arun in his home and come home with vivek.It was an exciting journey in the 60's-70' in the kinetic,we were closing the societY road,and i spotted one march of BAFFALLOES,they were going straight,so i decided not to slow down and went in full throttle.But then one of the baffalo took the 90 degrre turn to the left and so do the others.....bad time...bad sppeed...bad brakes.....again - screaming started...i've noticed one thing,every malayalees in time of danger 'll scream the same thing "ENTAMMO....",and so did we.i triggered both the brakes HAAARD,vivek in the middle helped me over mY hands to break as close as possible to avOid hitting the baffalloes,the man who controlled them shocked bY our 'coming',and he didn't move anY was not the case of maruti in the bypass.we were closing them too fast.damn brakes.the accident was Unavoidable.some travellers passing By,some humans in their roof tops,was anxiouslY watching us,waiting for our next move.but mY quick&responsive mind sensed it-the CONCRETE FOOTPATH with the last concrete piece bulging out from the previous one...we deliberatlY took the 30 degree turn to our left....the next second....some @#@$#@ sounds and the view was exciting , the kinetic with its frond section on top of the bulged slab , like a reigning horse with the front legs pointing high into the skies.......but its over,the accident has been avoided,hearing the sounds the one baffallo stops bY and had a look at us,then went on with the others -like "nothing has happened here"!!!!!Inspecting mY kinetic furthur,there were no serious damages externallY.another escape..........

The next day:one daY to my internals:

its 'engineering mathematics 3',like grand-prix 3 and quake 3,the 3'rd part was tough for me as usual maths,so i decide to 've a 'combined' session with mY friend arun,and we started at 'round 9:00 in the morning.both of us were goin' too slow,trYin' to understand the next steps......when it became too hard to get the steps,we decided to 've some rest,and we took one of the books subscribed,"Kerala KoumudY",and we reached the page were 'horoscope' has been written [varaphalam]!.Usually,in all books,it'lle be written for our side-like"'ll've good t'rrows,economical status 'll be high...usual stuffs...",but this one was different,it was small..and it looked real......for arun it has written "'ll suffer from some heavY fever or like diseases,'ll 've lazYness in studYing..."-well its true he saYs...and i agrees,coz he had a haevY fever that last week,then he turned to mine,mine was 'TAURUS' or 'aswathy' in malayalam nakshatras,it was amazing piece of guess that-"there 'll be a decrease of help from ur brother's side",well i don't know why,but that month i know,i got onlY 50rs/- from him,maYbe such stuffs.....but the next sentence,it surprised both of us ,it was written:: " if you are handling anY car , drive it carefUllY " ,"but your colour is RED which maY save you"!!!!!!!!!wow, i thought of mY 'RED FERRARy ' and mY escapes.........

The next daY::the EXAM...................

Reaching the college , it was a different approach there , NO one has STUDIED or prepared for the exams,seniours were alreadY planning Boycotting it ,so did we was 9:15 ,just 15 minutes to go for the exam ,we planned it , we also decided to staY awaY from the exam and plotted some students here and there so to stop the 'stoodious' or ' padippists ' of our college ,and it worked ,EXAM posponded to the next week , and when we were sitting in the low gardens of the college ,someone discussed 'bout mY driving , and mY escapes so far.....and i told them 'bout the 'horoscope ' i read at arun's home.Then suddenlY,Vivek [who has been with me in my escape at vYtilla bYpass and the Baffallo escape in kineTic ],told me ,he had read his horoscope last week in his home and it said:: " you will MIRACULOUSLY escape from some accidents ".well i think its this book,the GUESSER is .

PRESENT MONTH::some daYs ago:

mY MOTHER had got an examintion dutY[as an external lab examiner],so i dropped her at the bus stand and went to a nearbY temple.There were not manY buses direct to the TEVARA FERRy ,she use to go in a bus at 7:40 [its a direct one] ,the time now's onlY 7:30,back mY way to home ,it happened another clash.I was goin' at 'round 40 or 50 KPH ,you know mY brakes are too slow to react ,and when reached the BANK JUNCTION my attention went to some beuties waiting in the bus stop , and the next second wat i saw was a car breaking heavilY infront of me ,no time to think,no time to react,a direct impact-'dishooom '.all travellers in the stop and bus paid attention to mY impact.My head struck heavilY on the window panel ,the wheels locked up with the mud-guard so that i couldn't move it anY furthur.It was 7:35,mother's bus'll be here in a minute,wat to do???even though the impact was heavY,it didn't cause too much trouble.Then i noticed the car infront,it was a RED MARUTy,one of 'vijaY driving school',and the student was a "GIRL",so i couldn't argue anYmore,suddenlY the master came out and he went on a tight session with one hero honda rider.Actually the rider plaYed some "JACK'N'JILL" infront of the car and the student triggered her hand brakes and i was the victim for that.Hell she used her hand brakes in her first ride"but i doubt,maYbe she triggered it thinking that she's lowering the gears"""...The master then came to me,and had a look at the kinetic's front...Well it had been damaged bY mY brother 2 years ago,and i hadn't changed it,more over i had some accidents including the baffallo case ,so the front was actuallY tampered , but the MASTER thought that it was happened during that hit,then he said to me emotionallY wat the student has done and he asked me "pokkotte mone..?",I said OK.He is happY,and I'm DOUBLE HAPPy coz he hadn't noticed wat i 've caused in the back of that Maruty.another chapter closed.The time i started my kinetic there,it was 7:45 and the bus to TEVARA FERRY was taking the turn to the junction,and she saw me and we both waved our hands....I was wearing a RED T-SHIRT and the car was RED,ernakulam buses were RED,KSRTC buses were RED,Tanker KR BAKERS,everYthing RED,maYbe if the GUESSER is true,those reddiSh almosphere may've saved my life.................


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